• Trump knows less about medicine than Dr. Pepper.

• The next time anyone hopes that Trump will see an intelligence briefing it needs to be taped to a bucket of chicken.

• I didn’t like that Governor Kemp told people not to go to church on Easter. I bet that God did not like it either. If Governor Kemp gets struck by lightning, we will know why.

• For God’s sake, please end the quarantine. My wife hasn’t been to the beauty salon for four weeks. Scary.

• The Democrats are about to make Joe Biden their presidential nominee. Do the Democrats think that the White House is some type of assisted living facility?

• The opinions of John Micek show an almost pathological hatred of President Trump. His skewed accounts, often based on other newspapers, reveal a lack of professionalism and a disregard for objective truth. Obviously this gentleman is a far-left, radical liberal. I can’t wait to see his take on Nancy Pelosi.

• America is a nation full of spoiled brats kids. And no, I am not talking about Millennials, but across the board. Boomers, gen x, gen y ... et cetera. You are all so impatient, and it’s going to be our downfall.

• We are acting like a nation suffering from mass ADD. But then again, what can we expect when we have a president who has the attention span of a 2-year-old. No wait, that’s an insult to 2-year-olds.

• The choices we have for president ... one that acts like a 2-year-old throwing a temper tantrum who needs to be in preschool, and the other who is senile and needs to be in a nursing home.

• Boohoo. Sorry to break it to you Class of 2020, but life is a series of disappointments and if you think not going to the prom is bad, then wait. You will experience many hurts and disappointments in life and they are going to be much worse than not having your prom (which is a dumb tradition anyway).

• Quit your whining, America. My dad fought in Vietnam, my grandfather fought in World War II, and my great-grandfather fought in World War I. So quit acting like sissies and quit complaining, because there are things that are much worse than being told to stay home. Suck it up. We will get through this.