• The nincompoops in the Georgia General Assembly recently honored Chipper Jones during one of their sessions. Apparently it was more important for the legislators to get their picture taken with Chipper than to work on solving the state’s problems.

• So now the anti-smoking Nazis want to ban smokeless tobacco? How absurd. Welcome to Russia. And no, I do not smoke or use any tobacco products.

• To those of you who voted for him and put him in office: Deal with it. With his budget cuts, soon you will lose your Medicaid and your food stamps.

• I wish someone would sequester my wife. She has been spending money like a drunken sailor.

• I am worried about my son. He likes to play with dolls, and now he has developed an interest in soccer.

• It is good that the Obama administration sent Dennis Rodman to meet with the North Korean leader. If they send Lady Gaga to meet with the Iranian leaders, maybe we can have a better relationship with that country too.

• I don’t understand these uppity women. They want to serve in combat, just like men. But they can’t change a flat tire because they might break a nail.

• Who else is embarrassed by Jimmy Carter’s comments about Hugo Chavez? It seems like Carter has a man-crush on two-bit, third-world dictators.

• Is it too 1963 to expect gentleman-like behavior from men? For your information, the woman did change the tire herself. My point was that none of the people who witnessed it even asked if she needed help. Maybe gentlemen are a rare breed now that it’s not 1963 anymore and women are considered equal. Such a shame.

• Washington D.C.’s new motto: “American Idle.”

• Chavez was a great leader and he truly cared about poor people. America needs to follow his example and shut down these evil corporations that take advantage of people. The government should take care of the poor people of this country.

• People who bash Obama should be put in jail. It should be against the law for these racists to criticize our president.

• One of the biggest industries in Griffin is thrift stores. There is something really wrong with that.

• I heard that the people on the “Duck Dynasty” TV show are Christians. They look like a bunch of hippies to me with those long, scraggly beards and long hair. They better get a shave and cut that long hair if they claim to be Christians.

• Instead of tearing down substandard houses piece by piece, the county should use a drone to destroy these structures. It would be much more cost-efficient.

• I agree that drones should be eliminated, including our local officials with the way they drone on and on and on.

• I get tired of people complaining how poor they are, but they have a beer in one hand, a cigarette in the other and a pocketful of lottery tickets.