— It’s so fun watching the train wreck that is Romney’s campaign.
— I heard something on TV the other day about the “Arab Spring.” I thought that spring started the same day every year, no matter what nationality you are.
— A word of advice for anyone who commits a minor offense in Griffin: Opt for community service instead of a fine. If you want to know why, go to City Park on a weekend morning. The people who are supposed to be picking up trash sit around smoking and chatting while the supervising police officer is nowhere in sight. Better than paying a fine.
— To the busybody who complained about teachers making a left turn out of the Griffin High School parking lot: Why don’t you try to do something productive with your life, instead of snitching on other people?
— With respect of the office, Mr. President, you are not worthy or fit to hold the office that you do.
— The Atlanta Falcons are 3-0, but every team they have defeated is from the AFC. Players in the AFC play like girls. That is why people call it the “American Female Conference.”
— Americans have freedom, but not for long if we allow the liberal Democrats to control our lives. We know the answer to change. It’s not government. Americans must stand against same-sex marriage, failing economy, anti-Christianity, national debt, health and death taxes, illegal immigration, and a weaker military and foreign policy.
— It does not seem right that doctors make you wait in a big waiting room, then call you back to wait in a smaller waiting room. I would rather stay in the big waiting room, with other people, instead of being confined to the little room, where I feel like I am in jail.
— The choking noise that you just heard came from the Georgia Tech football team.