• When the Democratic Party can’t run a man for president on his or their record, can you guess what they do? They play the oldest game alive, blame the other person for all the wrongs in the U.S. Three and a half years of this man and double the national debt by $7 trillion.
• Obama is the real Manchurian candidate.
• There is one sport that is less manly than soccer: men’s gymnastics. It is kind of embarrassing watching those guys prance around in their tight little outfits.
• The people who are against the T-SPLOST should move down to South Georgia. There are a lot of dirt roads down there. They would like it there.
• All promises of impartiality at the Farm Bureau Candidates Forum were shattered when pro-T-SPLOST brochures were inserted into the programs handed out at the door.
• Obama’s pants are on fire.
• I keep hearing that raising taxes in a recession is a bad idea, so why are Republicans going around Spalding County pushing T-SPLOST, which will raise our taxes?
• Obama is nothing but a Chicago mafia thug who never had a real job.
• Comments will only get positive when Obama and the T-SPLOST are defeated.
• OK, I don’t know who you are, but hopefully the people I’ve taken the crate to will be able to pull prints or DNA from it and then we could all know who you are. How dare you sneak on to our property at any time, but this time, while we were at church, and dump your three kittens on our front porch. I really, really hope we are able to catch you.
• If you found a small, brown dog in the neighborhood of Beatty, Ridge, Upland, Mobley, Lucky Street or Old Atlanta Road on Thursday, July 12, please bring him home. He is part of our family. We love him very much and we are heartsick. Somehow he got out of the fence and got lost while we were away. He lives at 1706 Ridge St., or you can leave him at the pound and we will find him.
• When I heard about the “Cow Appreciation Day,” I thought it meant a beauty contest was going to be held in Griffin.
• The president’s campaign says Mitt Romney is a felon, and the administration will not back off their position. OK, so, what about your “real” birth certificate, your college transcripts, “any” friends you had in college and your Chicago ties to many suspect groups? Wanna tell us some real news?
• The Sixth Street bridge is a stupid mistake of being fixed, spending taxpayers’ money, while the roads in the city of Griffin are in need of repair very badly. Maybe we need new people on the city council. The ones we have seem to have their heads screwed on wrong.
• To all voters everywhere: Remember to vote for someone who will protect our rights and who will stay true to the U.S. Constitution. This includes the right to keep and bear arms. And beware of anyone who thinks that they can take away our rights by adding on to or taking off what was originally written in the U.S. Constitution.
• It’s hard to be positive with My Two Cents. Griffinites go out of their way to be rude, mean and uncaring and ungiving. We have plenty of churches and pastors and people of the word of God. It’s bless you on Sunday and dump on you come Monday. It’s really bad. Can’t walk up the road anymore without some insult coming out the window of another never-do-well person.
• I’m tired of hearing people complain about boys wearing baggy pants, people playing their music too loud, and what all was wrong with the 2012 BET Awards. To each his own when it comes to that kind of stuff. There are much bigger things to worry about, such as unemployment rates, high school dropouts, gay marriage, teen pregnancy, and the upcoming presidential election.
• Vote “no” for T-SPLOST. We already have enough roads and too many taxes.
• I think Obama is way too power hungry. He wants complete control of everything, using his “executive power” to pass bills without Congress’ or we the people’s approval. Enough is enough. I think it’s time for King Obama’s reign to come to an end.
• Has anyone else noticed that many of the people who slump over their shopping carts in the stores are not elderly people with disabilities, but rather young people wearing baggy pants?

Fidel Castro
Fidel Castro
How can we help President Obama?
Fidel Castro
I am a Marxist Leninist and I will be one until the last day of my life.
Fidel Castro
George Orwell