— Five businesses were cited for violating the gambling laws of Georgia. Arrests were made at these businesses for commercial gambling. Someone step forward and prove me wrong, but I guarantee you that somewhere in the past at least two of these businesses have been cited for selling alcohol to underage folks.
— Mayor Bloomberg does not care about people being fat. He says if you must have an 18-ounce sweet drink you can buy two nine-ounce ones. His proposal to outlaw large sweet drinks means the city will collect more sales tax if people buy two small ones.
— The people who oppose the T-SPLOST don’t want progress for Spalding County. They probably live on a dirt road and walk around barefoot.
— I see where Dale Earnhardt Jr. won a NASCAR race. He must have been racing against a turtle and a snail.
— The title of the play “Ten Little Indians” is very offensive to me. It should be changed to “Ten Height-Challenged Native Americans.”
— I recently watched some European Championships soccer matches. Before each match, each player comes out to the field while holding the hand of a young boy. It looks a little perverted for a grown man to be holding the hand of a young boy he does not know. Of course, it’s Europe. What else would you expect?
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— Gas prices are down. Thank you President Obama.
— Our tax system is unfair to the person who fixes and keeps up his or her property. If you improve your property, your taxes go up, a good homeowner reward, not so. The good homeowner reward goes to the homeowners who have vacant and unlivable properties. They see their home values go down and their taxes decrease.
— Senior citizens in the county must have different priorities than those seniors in the city. We don’t have to be entertained, such as a senior center. Most of us voted for you to be entertained, but we still live on a dirt road. We have our families and gardens to keep us busy.
— The cost of the senior center could have paved a lot of dirt roads in Spalding County. I’m a senior in the county, and I don’t need to be entertained, but would like to have my dirt road paved. Again, the county puts the seniors in the city ahead of the seniors in the county.
— People who are complaining about dogs will not have to complain long, because coyotes are killing them. Keep your dogs in at night.

But that would require you to actually know what you're talking about. But this is America, what else would you expect?
Sweeping generalizations about people are fun!