• It appears that Carnival Cruise Lines is run by a bunch of clowns.

• Most of the gun owners that I know have bad tempers and treat other people rudely. When the government confiscates guns, it should take the guns away from these people first.

• I heard a rumor that the Atlanta Falcons will be building their new stadium in our new industrial park. That is why the Development Authority is not selling land to other businesses. If this is true, they should change the name of the team to the Griffin Falcons.

• Who cares about Ronda Rich coming to Griffin? I would rather see “Wildfire” Tommy Rich!

• I don’t feel sorry for the rich people who got stranded on the cruise ship. They probably have been taking advantage of poor people for their whole life, so they deserved everything that happened to them.

• When the meteor hit Russia, that should have been a wake-up call for Griffin-Spalding County. We have enacted all these lenient alcohol laws, and now God is mad. He was probably aiming the meteor at Griffin, and missed.

• The folks that claim to be financial conservatives and constantly complain about wasteful government spending are the same folks standing at the head of the line with their hands out justifying millions of dollars of federal grants and subsidies for trains, airports, bridges, bus systems, etc. They seem to think their pet projects don’t add to the huge deficit that is bankrupting America.

• Our school board or superintendent could care less about saving our tax dollars. Excessively overpaid administrators, continuous pork-barrel projects, and failed attempts to cut back on $2.3 million of utility expenses.

• I hope that if our Board of Commissioners transfers ownership of the airport to the Airport Authority, that they are sure to give them the million-dollar bill to pay for us to give it away. And since we don’t get to vote for this deal, the voters should not be asked to pay one dime for upkeep, or any other costs to build or operate an airport.

• Drunk with power, that is Washington, D.C. Also include money, biggest of everything. Then they all think they should have more. Desirous to the extreme. Who started all this?

• Thanks a lot (sarcastically) to the three individuals who, at different times on Wednesday morning, went into and came out of the Ethridge Mill Shell station and looked right at a woman changing a car tire, but didn’t bother to ask if she needed any help. How uncivilized can you be?

• Let’s save some money. Pay the politicians that can’t live without a new airport to move to Thomaston.

• On the front page of the AJC on Monday, Feb. 18, it reads: Local airport, traffic down, construction up. Maybe our local politicians know more than we do.

• Obama is the greatest president of all time. He cares about the poor people and is going to get all these evil cooperations.

• If the gays are allowed in the Boy Scouts, they will change the uniform color to pink, make these kids wear feather boas, and force them to listen to show tunes. The gay agenda is going too far and needs to be stopped now.

• Sports that need to be made into Olympic sports: NASCAR, Monster Trucks and tractor pulls.

• There are a lot of hypocrites at my church. A couple of days ago, I saw one of our prominent members downtown carrying a growler. I asked him what was in it, and he said it was chicken soup for his mother. I did not believe him.

• I don’t understand why Sports Illustrated does a swimsuit issue every year. I thought Sports Illustrated was a sports magazine. What do nearly naked women have to do with sports? God will punish the men who lust after these tramps.

• Why does it not surprise me the grand opening of the senior center has been delayed? It took less time to build the Great Wall of China.

• It should be illegal for a man over 40 to have a ponytail.

• Senior citizen playground. First: Delayed location decision; Second: Delayed construction start; Third: Delayed recognition of adequate roofing; Fourth: Delayed recognition of available floor covering. Wow, was not the Pentagon built in six months 70-plus years ago? Perhaps all these delays can be laid at the feet of “consultants”?

• I want to thank Obama for starting the Arab spring. That genius move has really made that part of the world a peaceful place.

• Obama knows how to bypass Congress. He is now using meteorites instead of drones.

• Wake me up at the end of the Danica Patrick 500. Fell asleep when the Fox talking heads described her great pit stop, in which she only lost five places.